After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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