508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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