We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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