I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Do vagina's smell?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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