Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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