3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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