it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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