Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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