have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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