id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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