I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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