Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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