is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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