I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Couch. On fire.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
the raccoons are back...
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