: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
one two three fourrrrnication!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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