And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm just crazy horny about you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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