Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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