they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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