when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Im part way to drunk.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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