Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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