Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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