why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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