I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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