just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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