oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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