By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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