That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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