I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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