Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
