I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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