This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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