I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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