I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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