My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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