i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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