No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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