I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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