I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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