talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Do I have a choice?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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