my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do vagina's smell?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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