Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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