I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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