I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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