shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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