i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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