Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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