I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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