sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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