He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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