Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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