Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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