I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
