doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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