Dual....:-)
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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