cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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