I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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