Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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